The Monarchist Brazil of Gio Farm 153 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.275 billion Gio Farm 153ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gio Farm 153ian economy, worth 955 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,450 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 153's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 153 is ranked 47,233^rd in the world and 283^rd in Giovanniland for Most Corrupt Governments, with 43.37 kickbacks per hour.